OBAMA SINGS KICK ASS SONG?!?! Video

Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single.

Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise.

original Today Show interview:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37566848/ns/disaster_in_the_gulf/

Produced by the Gregory Brothers:

http://www.thegregorybrothers.com

youtube/twitter/facebook:

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Lyrics:

I talk to the experts
So I know whose ass to kick
So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick
So I--So I know whose ass to kick

You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears,
gets you frustrated
There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated
I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler
But my main job is to solve the problem
This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin
We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it
People, they're upset and they have every right to be
The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin
If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass
This is gonna be a very, very difficult task

Chorus

Mr. T / Expert
Chuck Norris / Expert
Bruce Lee / Expert
Bruce Willis / Expert
Betty White / Expert
Al Pacino / Expert
Tinky Winky...............Expert

Jack Bauer / Expert
Jackie Chan / Expert
Darth Vader / Expert
Peter Pan / Expert
Genghis Khan / Expert
Batman / Expert
THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya know, I have to tell ya...expert

there? all experts. ...
there? all experts..... THE LOLLIPOP GUILDDDSSSSS

Omg this? video is ...
Omg this? video is expert!

This video? has an ...
This video? has an awful title.

virgin?
virgin?

press 3 fast? and ...
press 3 fast? and it sounds like the N word

just press 6 or 7 ...
just press 6 or 7 thank me later ?

1:43 ? Photoshop? ...
1:43 ? Photoshop? experts.

I would? like marry ...
I would? like marry with this girl.

tinkiwinki········? ...
tinkiwinki········? EXPERT?

The lollipop? kids ...
The lollipop? kids aren't experts. The're badasses.

i am offensive and? ...
i am offensive and? i find this black

How does Obama get ...
How does Obama get this kinda? flow on accident and rappers have a hard time doing it on purpose

Damn? she can sing.
Damn? she can sing.

This is? ...
This is? disrespectful

She? can sing
She? can sing

Where's? Scott ...
Where's? Scott Adkins???

Just? use Jack ...
Just? use Jack Bauer...he's definitely an expert in helping black presidents kick people's asses?

Chuck Norris? ...
Chuck Norris? Approves of Ass Kicking Expert List.

Lol? i like this
Lol? i like this

how old are these ...
how old are these people?? They look like they're 15.

sarah gregory is? ...
sarah gregory is? so hot

its? wizard of oz
its? wizard of oz

pause at 0:17 ...
pause at 0:17 sharp? LOL

That? chick is a ...
That? chick is a fox..

no top comment, ...
no top comment, this is my chance. oooh look a sir?? (?_?)

Did you really just ...
Did you really just say? that?!

Peter Pan? ?
Peter Pan? ?

lol? bro
lol? bro

whos the chick? at ...
whos the chick? at 1:04

@Picodkdk You've ...
@Picodkdk You've never seen alice? in wonderland?